An Important MARKET RESEARCH PROJECT :}

The Mexican Horse Thief Inc.

Thank you for purchasing an arms cache from Mexican Horse Thief Inc. In order to protect your new investments, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Please note the CEO (Wayne Bisset) is available for weapons and basic infantry training and for a small fee will accompany your men in the field with a select group of his experienced Mexicans!

Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will
help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

Title:

[_] Mr.
[_] Mrs.
[_] Ms.
[_] Miss
[_] Lt. Col.
[_] Gen.
[_] Comrade
[_] Classified
[_] Ex- Executive Outcomes Member

First Name: ……………………………………………..
Initial: ……..
Last Name………………………………………………
Password: ………………………… (max. 8 char)
Code Name:………………………………………………
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ………………….

Which grade cache did you purchase?

[_] Small Insurrection Kit
[_] Full Coup d’état Kit
[_] Invade Your Neighbor Kit
[_]Invade Your Neighbors Kit
[_] Classified

Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): ……./……. /……

Please indicate where this Kit was purchased:

[_] Received as gift / aid package
[_] Catalogue / showroom
[_] Independent arms broker
[_] Mail order
[_] Discount store
[_] Government surplus
[_] Classified

Please indicate how you became aware of the Mexican product you
have just purchased:

[ ] Facebook Advert/Fan Page
[_] Store display
[_] Espionage
[_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[_] Was attacked by enemy using Kit

Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision
to purchase this Mexican product:

[ ] Beautiful senoritas
[_] Style / appearance
[_] Speed / maneuverability
[_] Price / value
[_] Comfort / convenience
[_] Kickback / bribe
[_] Recommended by Lola and Maria
[_] Mexican reputation
[_] Advanced Weapons Tactics
[_] Backroom politics
[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat

Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to purchase
in the near future:

How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Indicate all that
apply):
[ }] Xtian Extremist
[ ] Mexican Supporter
[_] Communist / Socialist
[_] Terrorist
[_] Crazed
[_] Neutral
[_] Democratic
[_] Dictatorship
[_] Corrupt
[_] Primitive / Tribal

How did you pay for your Mexican product?

[_] Deficit spending
[_] Cash
[_] Suitcases of cocaine
[_] Oil revenues
[_] Personal cheque
[_] Credit card
[_] Ransom money
[_] Traveler’s cheque

12. Your occupation:

[_] Homemaker
[_] Sales / marketing
[_] Revolutionary
[_] Clerical
[_] Mercenary {Non Executive Outcomes}
[_] Tyrant
[_] Middle management
[_] Eccentric billionaire
[_] Defence Minister / General
[_] Retired
[_] Student

To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the
interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on
a regular basis:

[_] Golf
[_] Boating / sailing
[_] Sabotage
[_] Running / jogging
[_] Propaganda / misinformation
[_] Destabilization / overthrow
[_] Default on loans
[_] Gardening
[_] Crafts
[_] Black market / smuggling
[_] Collectibles / collections
[_] Watching sports on TV
[_] Wines
[_] Interrogation / torture
[_] Household pets
[_] Crushing rebellions
[_] Espionage / reconnaissance
[_] Fashion clothing
[_] Border disputes
[_] Mutually Assured Destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers
will be used in market studies that will help Mexican Inc.
serve you better in the future – as well as allowing you to receive
mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist
groups, and mysterious consortia.
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to
win a trip with Muna Tau Safaris accompanied by (Mark Webster) and our resident senoritas!

Comments or suggestions about our equipment? Please write to:

The Mexican Horse Thief,
2 Twain Street
Buccleuc

Lola
Pablo
The Mexican Horse Thief
Maria

myScoop

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