Malema Wins Race War, Hofmeyr Defeated

Banana Newsline

Juju speeds toward economic freedom in his lifetime in a BMW 530D.

BRONKHORSTSPRUIT – During last night’s race war, Julius Malema annihilated  Steve Hofmeyr by a staggering 46km/h.  Hofmeyer raced through Bronkhorstspruit at 169km/h, but Malema eventually edged him out with an impressive 215km/h.

Hofmeyer is adamant that there was an unfair race bias. “Malema got the big, wide N1 highway,” he foamed. “My race was near Bronkhorstspruit.”

According to reports they were racing to determine which of them is South Africa’s fastest racist. The two arch-rivals were both arrested because of their race.

The leader of the Economic Freedom Fighters is undeterred by his brush with the authorities.  “All great struggle heroes spent time in jail,” insisted Malema. “Now I had my night.”

When asked why he was driving so fast, Malema replied that it’s because he is a born revolutionary, and that he needed to experience revolution. “At 215km/h, my engine is…

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