Amanzimtoti Fishing Report – Feb 2


First a bit of humour and then the Official Fishing Report today, I think.

The Old Fly Fisherman

An old fly fisherman comes in from the stream and heads for the nearest tavern. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00
HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old fisherman walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of other sun-wrinkled fly fishermen. She glides down behind the bar to the old fisherman.

“Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, “May I help you?”

The old fisherman leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering, young lady,” he whispers, ” ;are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: “Yes Sir , I sure am.”

The old fisherman leans closer and into her left ear and says softly, “Well, wash your hands real good because I want a cheeseburger.”

According to our calculations, today Feb 2, 2017 has a 2 out of 4 rating and is a average day for fishing.
The current moonphase is a Waxing Crescent and 26 percent of the moon is visible.
The sun will rise at 05:26 and sets at 18:54 while the moon rises at 10:35 and sets at 22:34.

Best fishing times are indicated by the four solunar periods of high feeding activity.

The two major solunar periods last for two hours or more and normally produce best results. Check out those days when they happen during sunrise or sunset for an extra boost.
The first major solunar feeding period starts at 03:14. The second major solunar feeding period starts at 15:34.

Minor periods last for about one or two hours. Feeding is said to be less vigorous. But if other factors like weather, tides, sunrise, etc are favorable those times could be just as good as the major times.
The first minor solunar feeding period starts at 09:35. The second minor solunar feeding period starts at 21:34.

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