Amanzimtoti Fishing Report – Feb 3

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A redneck was stopped by a game warden just north of Kentucky’s Lake Cumberland recently with two ice chests of fish.

The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”

“Naw, my friend, I ain’t got no license. These are my pet fish.”

“Pet fish?”

“Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take ’em home.”

“That’s a bunch of hooey! Fish can’t do that!”

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show you. It really works.”

“Okay, I’ve GOT to see this!”

The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, “Well?”

“Well, whut?” said the redneck.

“When are you going to call them back?”

“Call who back?”

“The FISH!”

“What fish?”

THE REPORT

 

According to our calculations, today Feb 3, 2017 has a 1 out of 4 rating ( (*) ( ) ( ) ( ) ) and is a poor day for fishing.
The current moonphase is a First Quarter Moon and 36 percent of the moon is visible.
The sun will rise at 05:27 and sets at 18:53 while the moon rises at 11:38 and sets at 23:16.

Best fishing times are indicated by the four solunar periods of high feeding activity.

The two major solunar periods last for two hours or more and normally produce best results. Check out those days when they happen during sunrise or sunset for an extra boost.
The first major solunar feeding period starts at 04:06. The second major solunar feeding period starts at 16:27. This is just around sunset and therefore gets an extra rating.

Minor periods last for about one or two hours. Feeding is said to be less vigorous. But if other factors like weather, tides, sunrise, etc are favorable those times could be just as good as the major times.
The first minor solunar feeding period starts at 10:38. The second minor solunar feeding period starts at 22:16.

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